My ham sandwich is going to win
Earlier this year, when it became clear John Kerry would be the Democratic nominee, someone asked me what I thought our chances were.
My smartass answer was, “I think a ham sandwich could do a better job running this country than George W. Bush, and I’m voting for the ham sandwich.”
Over the summer, my candidate looked a little weaker than I might have liked, and as the debates approached I was concerned he wouldn’t pull it off.
After seeing who won the debate, I am no longer worried.
John Kerry has been excellent tonight, and Bush has nobody—apart from the split-screen—to blame but himself.
The debate is still going on, but I’m making lunch plans tomorrow. Meet me at the Dirty Deli—I’ll be the guy eating a ham sandwich and smiling more than I have in a while.
October 1st, 2004 at 2:42 am
Yeah, he rocked tonight. I am sure that that makes your job a lot easier. Good lcuk, and I will talk to u in November.
October 4th, 2004 at 5:55 pm
He was like a grilled ham and cheese with dijon mustard and a bowl of creamy tomato soup on the side.