Threat assessment
Nervous?The background of this website has been changed from “yellow” to “orange” to help remind readers to be more vigilant as The Department of Homeland Security and Tom Ridge escalate the threat assessment from Elevated to High.
You may wish to take this color change into account when planning your wardrobe over the next few days. Please remember, patriotic t-shirts and sweatshirts are acceptable—but only if they’re pressed. Should future color changes be warranted, rest assured that the background will be adjusted appropriately.
September 10th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
What if I don’t have anything to match the high color? What do I do then? I’m freaking out, cause that’s like an emergency. I figured tomorrow it’d be a red day for sure, then I’d have no problem.
September 10th, 2002 at 4:20 pm
I heard only your underpants have to match….(insert head into gutter)
September 10th, 2002 at 4:51 pm
I wonder if I can get a pair of matching orange contact lenses by tomorrow — it would really complete the look.
September 10th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
But orange doesn’t go well with crimson and cream. What’s a Sooner girl to do?
September 10th, 2002 at 6:03 pm
Go Pokes!
September 10th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
Is That Your Midriff?
received to my inbox yesterday: Original Message From: XXX Sent: Monday, September 09, 2002 2:54 PM To: All Staff Subject:
September 10th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
Christine faints from the shock that Mike updated his site. Wow. I’m glad that long comment yesterday didn’t take too much out of you!
Fortunately, orange is our company color. A shade even more bright & obnoxious. I can’t wait.
September 11th, 2002 at 12:54 am
Normally, I do NOT like ANY version of the color orange. But for YOU we’ll make an exception!
Also, wanted to leave some *hugs*… so glad met you Mike.
September 11th, 2002 at 10:57 am
You missed my birthday and you had time to update your website? Both things only come once a year, so I see what is more important, ass! I am so hurt. And since I am old military, I say today is no threat. Tomorrow, once our fear is allayed, that is when any strategically minded person would do it. So sleep well.
September 12th, 2002 at 5:08 pm
that’s odd, I have been on high alert since 4:20
*thnx for the read!
September 13th, 2002 at 4:13 pm
orange goes with everything,
September 16th, 2002 at 5:23 pm
I had an orange for breakfast, does that count?
September 16th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
They should really have an ULTRA-LOW security status, with the color purple. That way, I could print out the security threat assessment chart, silkscreen it, and then wear at the local gay pride parade.