Never trust anyone over 30
Check out this great card from Michelle!This morning I woke up to find a half dozen e-cards in my inbox and birthday wishes scattered around the web. Thanks, guys—you shouldn’t have. But I’m afraid Ashley’s right—today isn’t my 30th, it’s my 31st.
After disappearing on vacation for the last week and failing to post anything on this site for so long, I expected you all would have forgotten me. It warms my heart to have been linked, tracked-back and e-carded. Thanks again.
Just for kicks, here’s my personalized horoscope for today, too:
Today you could be making a list of things that you would like to improve, Mike. You could decide to change certain aspects of your appearance. Maybe you are ready to adopt a new image. It could be time to invest in a new wardrobe. Or you might be interested in becoming more physically fit. You could make a trip to the gym and experiment with some weight-lifting. Or you might enjoy a good jog or hike.
Is there something wrong with the way I’m dressed? If you’ll excuse me, I’m headed to the gym to try and get in shape.
August 6th, 2002 at 5:38 pm
don’t worry, liar. you are still fabulous at any age.
the “change certain aspects of your appearance” suggestion isn’t all that bad, though.
August 6th, 2002 at 5:43 pm
Again with the contacts thing, huh? Ok, I’ll try.
August 6th, 2002 at 5:48 pm
they are your best feature, you know. i’m not trying to be #!$ or anything.
August 6th, 2002 at 5:53 pm
Age all fixed!
Or is it… I’m inspecting that driver’s license when you’re down here buddy! ;-p
August 6th, 2002 at 5:59 pm
Hmmm… invest in a new wardrobe. Does that mean buy more socks?
Meanwhile, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
August 6th, 2002 at 6:00 pm
PS - I guess this means you have to change your blogchalk to the 31-35 year old group now, huh?
August 6th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
Correction…
It seems that at nearly 33 I’ve gotten to the point where I am very forgetful. Mike is 31 today,
August 6th, 2002 at 9:02 pm
Doh, foiled!!! That’s just so wrong. I might not fess up to when my birthday is, but I’ll tell you flat out I’m going to be 21…errrr I mean 27!!
August 6th, 2002 at 11:28 pm
Happy Birthday again!
August 7th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Happy belated birthday!!! Better late than never right? Hope you had a great one!
August 7th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
Happy Birthday Mike! You’re gonna like “early 30s.” I know I did back in the late 90s.
August 8th, 2002 at 4:56 pm
Well a happy belated bday to ya neighbor! I’m down in University City (aka West Philly)…just a stones throw from you.
August 9th, 2002 at 2:55 am
Just think, 9 more years until you reach 40! Nine years and counting… bwah ha ha ha.
August 9th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Leo Brothers Unite! (Aug. 7)
August 13th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
happy bday from a untrustworthy 33 year old….seeing over 30 = zero trustability
February 24th, 2004 at 6:49 pm
I wouldn’t say 33 isn’t a bad age. I’m 44 and I don’t think that is so bad.