Far too young to die
Boobs.Somehow I’ve managed to generate a lot of traffic by dedicating this site to John Ashcroft’s horrific song, “Let the Eagle Soar” — here are some links (most courtesy of MetaFilter):
CNN: Ashcroft sings
IFILM: John Ashcroft Sings! (filed under “Comedy”)
Guardian Unlimited: Loony tunes
beliefnet: The Anointed (they’re not joking)
Another song (audio only) from The Smoking Gun: “Blessed Be That City”
The words:
“Let the eagle soar,
Like she’s never soared before.
From rocky coast to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar.
Soar with healing in her wings,
As the land beneath her sings:
‘Only god, no other kings.’
This country’s far too young to die.
We’ve still got a lot of climbing to do,
And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles
God has led us through.”
June 25th, 2002 at 1:53 pm
I’ve written a song parody called “Let His Ego Soar” based upon “Let The Eagle Soar.” Visit THE JOHN ASHCROFT SONGBOOK: Over 50 anti-Ashcroft song parodies. Part of the BOOT NEWT SING ALONG PAGE, with nearly 1,400 anti-GOP song parodies.
October 17th, 2002 at 1:33 pm
The John Ashcroft Song Book
September 16th, 2004 at 2:08 pm
The picture of Attorney General Ashcroft with the and the statue in the background is misnamed.
Rather than than titled plural, “boobs,” it should be titled, singular, “boob.”