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Sibling rivalry

Hi dad, it's me.
Another snapshot for the Bush family photo album.
Sometimes a web address can tell a story all by itself—take the story running on CNN’s site with the URL jeb.bush.daughter.drugs. Wanna guess what it’s about?

My theory is that there’s a sibling rivalry between Dubya and Jeb that runs so deep, it’s extended to their children. Jenna and Barbara got an awful lot of attention for their shenanigans last year, and Jeb’s daughter Noelle was not about to let that side of the family hog the spotlight.

The score isn’t really settled yet, though, but I’m betting Marvin the is in the governor’s mansion down in Florida right now hatching a scheme that’ll really raise the bar.

3 Responses to “Sibling rivalry”

  1. ash Says:

    christ, where was she living before jail, a dumpster?

  2. Chad Says:

    I get the feeling that before long even the grandparents may get involved?

  3. Mike Says:

    From the Guardian (courtesy of Fraser):

    The Bushes have had their own battles with substance abuse. (The arrest record is impressive: George W and Jenna, three times; Barbara, twice, Columba, Jeb, George P and Noelle, all once.)