barkingmoose: Drew Barrymore and Tom Green
The happy former couple.
When Drew Barrymore married Tom Green, weird dorky guys everywhere found new hope (and probably started pursuing women who are way out of their league). Of course it didn’t last, but the reports that Tom filed for divorce and not Drew begs the question: as strange as he is, could it be possible that she’s even more screwed up than he is? Maybe, but the cynic in me figures the fact that Tom’s career isn’t exactly keeping pace with hers probably factors in somehow, too.

At least it seems to be ending amicably because, as Drew’s character said in her appropriately-titled film Irreconcilable Differences from 1984, “if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love ’em any more.” I think the nicest gesture these two could make would be to stop making cameos in each other’s films.


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Drew Barrymore and Tom Green
The happy former couple.
When Drew Barrymore married Tom Green, weird dorky guys everywhere found new hope (and probably started pursuing women who are way out of their league). Of course it didn’t last, but the reports that Tom filed for divorce and not Drew begs the question: as strange as he is, could it be possible that she’s even more screwed up than he is? Maybe, but the cynic in me figures the fact that Tom’s career isn’t exactly keeping pace with hers probably factors in somehow, too.

At least it seems to be ending amicably because, as Drew’s character said in her appropriately-titled film Irreconcilable Differences from 1984, “if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love ’em any more.” I think the nicest gesture these two could make would be to stop making cameos in each other’s films.

Monday 17-December-01

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