barkingmoose: Todd and I share the same condition and consume our share of Mountain Dew while at work. Apparently we both also have the habit of squirreling away empty bottles in our desk drawers—he does it out of concern for the environment, while I do it out of laziness (c’mon, it’s a good 20 feet to the recycling bin). When Todd recently bagged up the bottles for recycling, his cubemate made one of those lame wisecracks that makes you understand violence in the workplace. I made sure that wouldn’t happen to me by emptying my cache late tonight when nobody else was around.

Speaking of annoyances in the office, I hope nobody has the nerve to ask me if I’m having a case of the Mondays tomorrow, because I intend to display all the symptoms. I didn’t mean to save all these vacation days up until now, it just worked out that way. But now instead of starting my scheduled vacation tomorrow, I’ve been told to continue reporting to work until further notice. Somebody get me some more caffeine, and definitely lay off the wisecracks.


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Todd and I share the same condition and consume our share of Mountain Dew while at work. Apparently we both also have the habit of squirreling away empty bottles in our desk drawers—he does it out of concern for the environment, while I do it out of laziness (c’mon, it’s a good 20 feet to the recycling bin). When Todd recently bagged up the bottles for recycling, his cubemate made one of those lame wisecracks that makes you understand violence in the workplace. I made sure that wouldn’t happen to me by emptying my cache late tonight when nobody else was around.

Speaking of annoyances in the office, I hope nobody has the nerve to ask me if I’m having a case of the Mondays tomorrow, because I intend to display all the symptoms. I didn’t mean to save all these vacation days up until now, it just worked out that way. But now instead of starting my scheduled vacation tomorrow, I’ve been told to continue reporting to work until further notice. Somebody get me some more caffeine, and definitely lay off the wisecracks.

Sunday 16-December-01

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